Suddenly Stupid

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Eureka!!! Its purple

You can see the purple one, and some the others are starting to blush... very exciting. I found four other purpley ones on the ground. See them below lined up nicely between our guardian spirit garden worker thingies. After several weeks of neglect, it will soon the time to start getting them ready for fall, but I still need to find out what that means.

And below you can see another picture of our proud little harvest. Notice also that my thumb is dirty from digging and cleaning up the grapes. I did try to eat the one on the left, it was fairly crunchy with no real flavor, just a lot of grit.

Hot Hot Heat and Vampirism

The grapes are approaching "berry touch", but until they get there, the vine photos and story-telling are kind of boring. So, without further ado, The Great Garlic Harvest of 2010. Plucked from the earth in 96 degree temps (with a "feels like" temp of 106). A lovely supply meant to keep us safe from a legion of vampires or one serious Twihard Fan. The pack of "garlic seeds" (regular-looking garlic bulbs that haven't been sprayed with growth-inhibitor like the ones on the grocery store shelf), contained two bulbs...one that we planted and one that we saved for a second planting. It's a bit too hot to consider that second planting as of yet. But in a few weeks we'll start in on the next crop.

A friend recently directed me to The Mother Vine. And so, for your enjoyment as well, the interesting tale of The Mother Vine: http://www.themothervine.com/default/history-the-mothervine/

Training Day

You can see the string that we're using to "train" the vines to cling to the right rails, and we certainly hope that goes well. I feel its a bit presumptuous to attempt the guide an organism that predates our species, and has a much better chance of surviving much longer (oil spills really don't bother the muscadine plant,) but that is how we are going ahead. The grapes are really coming along, too. They are still green, but they are getting really big!

In the picture on the right, however, a more than cursury examination will show that we have planted another far younger vine that will remain in several forms of infancy before bearing fruit. This is our afore mentioned Cabernet Franc! I planted it with only one stick protuding from the ground kind of aimed at the post. It has been a few short weeks, and the progress is notable. We really think that this one will come along fine. However, the supposed chief of the vineyard, mr. pinot noir does not share that optimism. It was planted only minutes before this one, and it still looks the same as that day.

Mulch Ado About Nothing

Recently spotted: One albino squirrel. Apparently he likes living behind our house. He was seen twice yesterday, but alas, the camera was not on hand. It was suggested that we call the DNR to learn more; are albino squirrels common in the area, will they come out and look for him, etc. Blog followers I ask you this question, should the albino squirrel just remain my little treasure, or shall we tell the world (aside from internet-land)?

Yesterday I mulched. This followed a week of diligent weeding and was carried out in ridiculous heat and humidity with frequent water breaks. But the efforts were well worth it. Upon completion, the phantom squirrel ran by and great peals of thunder ripped through the atmosphere before a mighty deluge of rain fell from the heavens above.

I picked two tomatoes from the garden yesterday (oh how I love the southern growing season!) with more just about ready for plucking. A broccoli crown has also emerged from one of the plants, but nothing yet from the other eight.

Expanding the Field

A few weeks have gone by, and the grape arbor is becoming less surprising by the hour. With that in mind, I have just ordered our next two grapes; to keep Mr. Muscadine company. First, and most prominent, I have procured a pinot noir. This will be the chief of our grapes. It will always come first, it will always command every vintage and mixture, it will always lead. We started drinking red wine in East Lansing with a few types of Chianti, thp thp thp. In our exploration we sampled several verieties of Merlot, and Shiraz, but the pinot noir was always the most intriguing. I got the vines from a website called mypersonalvineyard.com, from Visalia, California, of course. Here is what they had to say about it:

"Pinot noir ('pi no nwar) is a red wine grape variety of the species Vitis vinifera. The name may also refer to wines produced predominantly from pinot noir grapes. The name is derived from the french words for "pine" and "black" alluding to the varietals' tightly clustered dark purple pine cone shaped bunches of fruit. Pinot noir grapes are grown around the world, mostly in the cooler regions, but the grape is chiefly associated with the Burgundy region of France. It is widely considered to produce some of the finest wines in the world, but is a difficult variety to cultivate and transform into wine."

In addition to our raison d'vineyard, we purchased a Cabernet Franc. The vineyard down the street, the Grove, uses this version. We wanted another established grape. The website said:
"Cabernet Franc is one of the major varieties of red wine grape in Bordeaux. It is mostly grown for blending with Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot in the Bordeaux style, but is also vinified alone, particularly in Chinon in the Loire.[1] It is even made into ice wine in Canada. Cabernet Franc is lighter than Cabernet Sauvignon (of which it is a parent),[2] contributing finesse and a peppery perfume to blends with more robust grapes. Depending on growing region and the style of wine, additional aromas can include tobacco, raspberry, and cassis, sometimes even violets. The Cabernet franc wine's color is bright pale red. Cabernet Franc is one of the major varieties of red wine grape in Bordeaux." And we resume waiting anxiously for delivery.

The Next Stage: General Confusion

Hello Blog Followers!

After a harrowing night upon which our poor Zorack, Jr. (of the canine variety) found himself miserably sick every hour, I sit in mild delirium hoping to write a fabulous blog entry (he's much better today. Oh the mysteries of the canine tummy).

I am sad to say however, that today's post title "General Confusion" applies not only to my sleepless state, but to Ol' Miss Bella's Little Farm as well.

In the previous post I described the unfortunate structural disintegration of the wood planks between the posts on the grape arbor. Zorack, Sr. (of the human variety), cleverly repaired those issues yesterday evening and we are back in grape-growing business...or are we? According to the Eichorn-Lorenz Stages in Shoot Development, the majority of our grapes have passed through Stage 23: Full Flowering (50% of flowerhoods fallen) and are now in stage 25: Late Flowering (80% of flowerhoods fallen). Um...what? Here's a link to the stages, http://extension.oregonstate.edu/catalog/html/em/em8413-e/stages.html

Ergo, just a few of the grape bunches look like this:

While the rest look like this:

And so the question remains; are the grape bunches really in Stage 25, or are they simply dying a slow, miserable death? Also of interest, are the little bugs I just noticed on the grapes while I was taking these pictures, symbiotic or parasitic?

Speaking of bugs, what else is growing at the Farm? Garlic, strawberries, broccoli, tomatoes, and apparently veggie bugs. Out came the can of garden dust yesterday in the hopes of saving the broccoli from further damage.

Finally Bloggity Bloggers, if you're interested in Hollywood's version of wine enjoyment, Zorack and Bella recommend the movies Bottleshock and Sideways. Both to be viewed with a glass of Pinot Noir in hand, of course.

Until next post, Happy Wining.